Topic: Momma's Lover Dover
Cale. . .boy howdy does this child test me, but I love him with a love that is deep and, like every mother, unconditional. He's stubborn and ornery, but he says the FUNNIEST things. We now refer to these as "Cale-isms." When these occur, there are phone calls made to his daddy, his Oma and especially his Odie. Here are some of the latest Cale-isms.
This morning I had asked him three times to take his socks off. Finally I said, "TAKE. YOUR. SOCKS. OFF. NOW." To which he replied, "THEY. ARE. TOO. HARD."
He was looking out of the window with Bubba one day at the ped's office and nonchalantly said, "Daddy, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
He called to me last week and said, "Momma? Is that your big 'ole butt?"
When I asked him to get his Peter Rabbit book out of the book basket, he looked up at me and said, "Seriously?"
He had gone out to eat with Oma & Odie and saw a woman standing on the corner and as PC as I am not, I'm going to say she was Muslim with her long dress on and head covering. Cale got all excited and shouted, "OMA!! LOOK!! It's God!!"
He often looks at my dad's head and innocently says, "Odie? Where'd all your hair go?"
During an "altercation" with my father about getting into the car, he alerted his Odie to the fact that HE was the boss, not Odie.
These are just the ones that I can think of right now. There are so many more and I know I should write them down as they happen, but most of the times we can't get ourselves off the floor from laughing in time. But stay tuned, this kid is a freaking riot.
