Topic: Weirdness
For some reason or another, we happen to be rather intrigued with the Maury Povich Show, especially when they are doing paternity tests. I guess because they always find the most backwards people. . .you know. . .the girl that slept with her cousin or her boyfriend's stepdad's brother? Serves as a reminder that we don't have it all that bad.
But now we know why NOT to watch it in front of a 3 year old. The following is a conversation that transpired between Cale and my dad last weekend.
Cale ~ Odie, do you like steak?
Odie ~ Yes, I do.
Cale ~ Do you LOVE steak?
Odie ~ You could say I LOVE it.
Cale ~ Are you sure?
Odie ~ *giggling now* Yeah. . .I'm pretty sure.
Cale ~ Are you positive?
Odie ~ *now trying not to laugh* Yeah. . .I'm positive.
Cale ~ Are you 30 60 90 positive?
Odie ~ *unintelligible due to laughter*
Thank you Maury for providing my child with the need to go above and beyond the standard "100% positive."
Posted by piperdanaiok
at 8:51 PM CDT
