Topic: Me!
As I was falling into bed last night, I got annoyed. Then it escalated and the list grew so I thought I'd blog it here so that you all can know what NOT to do when I'm in your presence! ;)
Things that annoy me:
Ask me how my butt is.
Ask for a bite of my sandwich then spit it right back out. On top of my sandwich.
Tell me, "Ya know, What's Her Name is 4 months pregnant and she's STILL wearing HER regular clothes."
Straighten the bed out on your side, just pushing all the toys and folded laundry to my side.
Start a sentence out with, "I don't want this to come across as mean, but. . ."
Tell me that my child isn't socialized enough even though you've only known him a whole 5 minutes.
Try to explain the benefits of all the bad crap I've been through in the past month - yeah, is it really a good thing that Grandpa died, Grandma has cancer, Grandma had surgery for cancer and now Grandma is undergoing chemo, all since Thanksgiving?? Don't quite see the benefits of THOSE things.
Keep cutting your hair shorter and shorter and still call me upset about 1. Why you look fatter and 2. Why your hair won't grow.
There, ya got all those?? ;) And yes, my butt still hurts!!
